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thanks for the memory

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ANOTHER METAPHORSBWITHU SONG PARODY - THIS ONE RATED PG

Yep, anyone who really knows me knows sugar doesn't melt in mouth. I never use bad language or make comments I wouldn't repeat in "polite company" so this little post is a slight departure for me.

You may know I've always been a big Bob Hope fan and always wanted to do a parody of the song he sang in The Big Broadcast of 1938 with the first of his ex-wives (in the movie) Shirley Ross. It became, of course, his theme song.

I think, although it's a wee bit naughty, it's keeping with the feel of the original, and I swear I can hear Bob singing it with a straight face.

So, here it is ... behind a cut because I'm so modest, or you can go to the parody site to find it along with a few of my other parody songs here:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bobhopeandshirleyross0.shtml

Here are the lyrics:

THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES

Thanks for the mammaries:
Your lingerie and bras, bikinis made me pause
On beaches East and West I’m thankful that we broke no laws
How lucky I was.

And thanks for the mammaries:
In showers dripping wet, spectacular you bet
I loved to hide your towels, when you called I’d run to fetch
How eager I was.

Now since you’re gone I wake up
I shower, the walls they are moldy
The radio blasting an oldie
Then I start to cry, no boobs now to die

For … thanks for the mammaries:
For every tease and thrill, such fun to climb those hills
I've lived a lot and learned a lot, you loved me not and still
I miss them so much.

Thanks for the mammaries:
You jumped - they danced a jig, I thought I’d flip my wig
Your cups did runneth over made my eyes like saucers big
How lovely they were.

Thanks for the mammaries:
Your temper was a fact; but truth I loved your rack
Tonight their image steals before me and I want you back
How perky they were.

Gone are Victoria’s Secrets
And gone are those cuddles together
But now I’m caressing a cold brew
And wishing that you, were sharing one too.

I know I’m a hopeless case:
I’ll never see another ... pair like yours, Oh, brother!
Your voice was like a chalkboard, but if I still had my druthers
I’d beg you to stay.


Now, that wasn't too bad, was it? And of course I'm sure that there aren't that many guys out there who'd be that shallow. ;-)

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