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DON'T LAUGH ... THE WITCH DOCTORS IN COPENHAGEN AREN'T THAT MUCH DIFFERENT FROM THE EGYPTIANS, AZTECS AND OTHER ANCIENTS WHO PRACTICED HUMAN SACRIFICE

Seriously!

Now that ClimateGate has shown once and for all that we were right in identifying Global Warming Alarmism as more religion than science, I make this modest proposal that can save mankind trillions of dollars in the years to come.

Human sacrifice and the religion of Global Warming

Think of it. Instead of enacting taxes and regulations that would control every aspect of our lives, that would destroy our economy, that would take from the producers and distribute to the malcontents (and the leftist oligarchy that protects them), just send up an occasional human offering to the Sun and Carbon gods every so often and be done with it.

I'm sure there would be no end of volunteers who'd sacrifice life and limb to save the planet.

They could stop beating around the "burning bush" and start their own little religion with their priests and priestesses and prophets and ... profiteers.

They could all volunteer to support their own high priests and priestesses with tithes and burnt offerings and let the rest of us alone.

Why, when the climate does happen to swing again and we enter another Ice Age, as some are predicting is about to happen (we are about due) they can take all the credit to themselves.

As a matter of fact, isn't this about the absolute best time to do so? Before Hell freezes over? I mean it's getting cold out there already and the temperature trend is unmistakably down.

Please spread the word and let every pure of heart moonbat you know that the time is here to spread the good news of climate change and that salvation doesn't require cap-and-trade, or electric cars, or spaghetti light bulbs.

It's free. All you have to do is sacrifice your miserable existence on this over-populated globe of poison and greed and enter the glorious nirvana of a world without capitalists and other rational beings.

Or at least convince someone else to.

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