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DRIVEN BY THEIR EVER-INCREASING LUST FOR EXPANSION OF POWER AND THE NEED TO "FUNDAMENTALLY TRANSFORM" AMERICA ...

The Obama administration has announced that, after destroying the greatest healthcare system on the face of the Earth, opening the borders to anyone and everyone who wishes to come here, breaking up the oil, gas, and coal industries, banning all hunting and fishing, issuing national ID cards containing your life history, and requiring that all citizens travel no more than 37.5 kilometers per week with no rollover (conversion tables will be available free of charge), that a new 15% "luxury tax" will be imposed on a list of 2,156 items including ... moms, baseball, and apple pie.

Gotta cut back on all that sweetness, you know!

Oh, and starting on February 6, 2012 (Babe Ruth's birthday), the word "baseball" will be officially and legally designated a trademark of the United States Government by executive order, and 90% of all proceeds from any and all commercial use will be returned to "the people" from whom it was stolen.

In all cases, government employees and certified union members will be exempt from all taxes and fees.

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