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Ed's 12 days of Christmas

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IN CASE ANYONE IS REALLY INTERESTED IN WHAT TO GET
FOR THEIR CAJUN FRIENDS ...


Last year I made out pretty well, and this is what one of my old girlfriends Estelle (I call her Pischouette) sent me for Christmas. Old romances sometimes die hard and this girl can skin an alligator in 20 minutes with a dull knife, so you do have to be careful around these parts. Some of the women here are moitié foux to begin with, but I think she's really just playful, just a little possédé. Know what I mean? ;)

TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS - LOUISIANA STYLE

With apologies to Tee Jules

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Estelle she sent to me

12 shotgun shells
11 duck decoys
10 pirogue paddles
9 oysters stewin'
8 crabs a brewin'
7 fleur de lis
6 cypress knees

5 poules d'eau!!!

4 pousse-café
3 stuffed shrimp
2 voodoo dolls
and a crawfish in a fig tree


Hhmmm ... I didn't hear anyone singing!
Mon Dieu! You can't just recite them for Heaven's sake!


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Wanna see what some of my friends have already gotten me?


Here's What Metaphorsbwithu Will Get for Christmas!
el_jefe59 will get you your own death certificate.
amaliadubois will get you a do-it-yourself piercing kit..
dadoffille will get you a leprechaun.
punkin_bread will get you socks and underwear.
macabredelight will get you a keg of absinthe.
'What Will you Get for Christmas?' at QuizGalaxy.com


I'd really rather give than receive, but I can't wait to see what else is up for this year. Anything nice you're hoping for? Santa sometimes checks on me here you know. That's why I always try to act so very good. :D

Comments

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el_jefe59
Dec. 16th, 2006 06:29 pm (UTC)
I'm hoping for all three seasons of Star Trek: The Original Series on DVD. I won't get them but it never hurts to hope.
metaphorsbwithu
Dec. 16th, 2006 07:22 pm (UTC)
Ya gotta have hope ... or is that heart?

Oh, and thanks a lot! (see edit)
el_jefe59
Dec. 16th, 2006 07:36 pm (UTC)
A death certificate? What a bummer. I'm sorry -- what was I thinking?
metaphorsbwithu
Dec. 17th, 2006 01:31 am (UTC)
Oh, and don't think I don't know what you're up to Jeff. For shame!
el_jefe59
Dec. 17th, 2006 04:15 am (UTC)
Oh yeah? What am I up to?
metaphorsbwithu
Dec. 17th, 2006 05:36 pm (UTC)
Stoking those rumors about my early demise. I may be on a downward spiral but I'm still kicking. Like Mr. Twain's, reports of my condition are greatly exaggerated. When I do go I'll be sure to come back and tweak everyone's toes now and then. ;)
el_jefe59
Dec. 17th, 2006 06:10 pm (UTC)
I have stoked no such rumors. Not no way, not no how. The only rumors I have stoked are ones about you and Xeenie.....
metaphorsbwithu
Dec. 17th, 2006 07:25 pm (UTC)
Yipe! That's even worse ... for Xeenie. She's already rated her year an 8. Let's not knock it down to a 3. I wouldn't wish that on anyone, least of all Christine. I hope she doesn't read this. :P
metaphorsbwithu
Dec. 17th, 2006 11:05 pm (UTC)
Hang on, this is a little better:

title or description


Still crude but I'm getting a little better.
el_jefe59
Dec. 18th, 2006 04:58 pm (UTC)
The horror....the horror.....
metaphorsbwithu
Dec. 18th, 2006 05:01 pm (UTC)
Now you've hurt my feelings. I've been working so hard. I can't do anything right.
el_jefe59
Dec. 18th, 2006 05:21 pm (UTC)
Awww, I was just kiddin', Ed.

(((((MANLY PLATONIC HUG)))))
metaphorsbwithu
Dec. 18th, 2006 05:38 pm (UTC)
Hhmmmmm ... maybe I should try that with Xeenie. Except I'd like some of that good stuff.
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el_jefe59
Dec. 18th, 2006 02:20 pm (UTC)
It's blank.....
metaphorsbwithu
Dec. 18th, 2006 03:23 pm (UTC)
Look on my comments page again.

I had posted a slightly better image.
dadoffille
Dec. 16th, 2006 11:15 pm (UTC)
I hope you will enjoy the small but mischievious Leprechaun I sent to you Ed. I had to choose among a few of them, but some were even more nasty, and this one can be really helpful too, always willing to give a hand. For sure though, you won't be bored with him... :D

metaphorsbwithu
Dec. 17th, 2006 01:29 am (UTC)
Oh my! Such a face on this one. I thank you so very much. It is said you must keep your eye on a leprechaun lest he disappear, but that face will make that a challenge. And this is one of the less mischievous ones you say? I do have some shoes in need of repair, so perhaps he might help me in that regard.

Since you have been so kind (I think), I promise should I find that pot of gold, I will give a third to him and a third to you plus one dollar (American not Canadian of course). Am I not most generous Mademoiselle? I hope you are as well. ;)
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