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I told you I liked words ...


My second submitted word, roksok, was accepted by The Urban Dictionary,


and the third and fourth are under review. Here's Number two:

2. roksok

A hug given with a wild sense of enthusiasm.

As a noun: Christine was so excited at her new job she laid some serious roksok on me.

As a verb: 1. Rok me sok me, baby! 2. She makes my bones ache when she roksoks me like that.

Here's number three (recently submitted):

3. slobloggets

Those disgusting little crumbs and bits of dried food that collect in and around your computer keyboard from eating at your workstation. n.

1. Jeff, if you don't clean your workstation, those slobloggets are are going to start growing potatoes!

2. He's the worse sloblogger I've ever seen. (variation)

Here's number four (recently submitted):

4. oringerdings

The mysterious onion ring that finds its way into your order of fries at fast food places. n.

Example: Ding-dong, I got another oringerding Mama!.

I've got a million of them.

ALSO - Wrenched from my witty friend tniassaint. What kind of clown am I? Try it yourself:

the Ham

(38% dark, 50% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)

your humor style:

Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith

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Mama, mama, look at Uncle Joe
Doing the hand jive with sister Flo.
Grandma gave baby sister a dime;
Said, "Do that hand jive one more time."

Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive,
Do that crazy hand jive.

Life can be good. It isn't now, except in my head. Of course it could be.

P.S. How many kids would do anything for a dime these days? **LOL**


Sep. 1st, 2006 08:58 pm (UTC)
Actually, my youngest gives me a roksok every time I give him a dime. He likes change - it jingles. *g* Love the new words. ;)
Sep. 2nd, 2006 03:26 am (UTC)
Heeheehee. A jingler, huh? That's cute. No reflection on your son, of course, but whenever I hear that, I'm reminded of my mom's Uncle A. He took over the family business when his father died (he was the oldest and the oldest always took everything), cutting out all the brothers and sisters of any inheritance (although he had his favorites). My grandmother took care of their mother, an invalid, for nearly 20 years and never got a nickel from him although he literally became a millionaire. I saw him a few times at Christmas when he'd visit my grandmother for about 30 minutes. He'd sit in my grandfather's chair like royalty and she'd serve him coffee and sweets. He almost always had one hand in his pocket jingling a bunch of change, and my mom would get so upset. My gram would never let anyone say anything bad about him, although I know she must have took it hard because he treated her older sister so well. Gram was one of the kindest people I've ever known.

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